Re: Ruin A Wish!

[Bid Wouldahadit]

Granted!!! I'll do it!!!

I wish that textbooks cost less!!!

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted. Textbooks may cost less, but now, professors also charge a "textbook tax" anytime you take a class.

I wish I weren't so tired.

[C-guy]

Wish granted, but because you expected the unexpected, which was to be too lively to be tired, you took a sleeping pill. But also, because you expected the expected, which was to be tired, you also drank a Red Bull () which didn't go to well with your sleeping pill which just made you delusional.

[Will L]

Okay guys, we need to bring back Ruin a Wish! It's been dead for far too long.

I wish I was on the Odyssey Scoopcast.

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted, but now nobody listens to it.

I wish I could feed the singing tortoises.

[Bid Wouldahadit]

Sorry. You just can't.
I wish that I had no more reading to do.

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted, but then you woke up...

I wish I understood people's fascination with football.

[Kevin McCreary]

Granted, but then you woke up...

I wish I understood people's fascination with football.

Granted...but then you were never aloud to watch it.



I wish I could remember what my wish was.

[Will L]

Granted, but your wish was that you would remember what your wish was.

I wish Garrett would hurry up and finish up that music!

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted, but you become deaf in the meantime and aren't able to listen to it.

I wish my brother would stop telling corny jokes.

[Bid Wouldahadit]

Denied... those are the Best!!!!
I wish that slark was a word

[Ceilingfanlover:)]

Granted, but every single time it is said, a shark eats the person saying it.

I wish that people would use the correct terminology in regards to Doctor Who.

[Will L]

Granted, but I don't really know anything about Doctor Who.

I wish that instead of scratch-and-sniff, there was scratch-and-taste.

[Ceilingfanlover:)]

Granted, but it all tastes like paper.

I wish that my parents would heat the one room where there is no heat in my house. Which, coincidentally, is the room I do school in all day. I'm freezing.

[Will L]

Granted, but you die of boredom from a lack of something to complain about.

I wish that I really did EAT Risk Like CANDY!!!!!

[C-guy]

Wish granted, but that risk actually IS really risky, and ends up maiming you for the rest of your life.

I wish Greenland and Iceland would switch names.

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted, but with the exchange of names comes an exchange of climates as well...

I wish I could find my phone.

[C-guy]

Wish granted, but you find it a year from now, and by then you've already got a new (and more expensive  ) phone.

I wish Adam Young would release all previously unreleased Port Blue songs onto on big record.

[Ceilingfanlover:)]

Granted, but all the songs are static.

I wish that my computer wasn't running so slow.

[DragRacingFanatic]

Granted, but now it doesn't work at all.

I wish more people would come around here.

[Will L]

Granted, but then they're all spammers and the rest of us leave the forum completely as a result.

I wish I had AIO album 57.

[Kaida]

Granted, but then you find out that all it contains is Emily talking... for 4 hours.

I wish I had a pet whale.

[Will L]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could watch Series 9 of Doctor Who.

[Kaida]

Granted, but they kill off everyone. Shows over.

I wish I had mango.

[Will L]

Granted, but then you don't have any womango.

I wish TCF was still around. (or not. lol)

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